Very disturbing dream!

Okay, are there any dream analysts out there? I need some help.

I had a dream that I went to visit Moamar Gaddafi (president of Libya)

Apparently he even has his own blog:  www.algathafi.org/en/index_en.htm

In case you want to chat.

Big right toe viciously attacked by salad dressing

Yesterday, I was putting away groceries and a bottle of salad dressing leaped out and attacked my big toe. The pain.. oh the pain. So I decided to put together a lineup and identify the culprit: (click photos to enlarge)

Hmm… not sure… can the suspects please turn to the left?

I think that bottle of Rasperry Vinagrette looks familiar.. Number 2, can you please step forward?

That’s the one officer! That’s the bottle of dressing that attacked my toe! (sob, sniff). But since it’s so tasty and lo-cal, I’ll forgive it.

This time.